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No clubbing, cyanosis, or extremities

Baloney amputation

He is allergic to wives

Pt is 95% blind

Nonverbal, noncommunicative and offers no complaints

Noncompliant smoker

A pate, a frame, and a valley (patent foramen ovale)

Tubal litigation

Unsteady gout

He lives alone with his 3 sons

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